matti: I'VE ORGASMED AND I CAN'T GET UP
rhaegarfrey replied to your photo: I was gonna do something special for y’all when I…I WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST A THEON GREYJOY. AS A TROLL.
you forgot some
oh my god, OH MY GOD, THIS IS ME, I'M THEON GREYJOY, YES I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I'M ANGRY, BECAUSE I SINK INTO A SUBSPACE OF SAVANTLIKE COHERENCY AND FURY AND RIGHTEOUS MURDEROUS FLAWLESS BURNING WHITE-HOT WRATH, AND NO SIR, YOU, MAY GO, AND PROMPTLY FUCK YOURSELF,
DAVESPRITE: thats the best fucking question anybody ever asked
sometimes when i’m arguing with people i ask myself “would matti agree with this” and if i think she would, i will verbally eviscerate all nay-sayers. if i think she’d disagree i just stfu and sit in the corner quietly and reevaluate myself.
(for the record this wasn’t me)
Two Week old baby octopus by zoeyy
- do you ever
- look in a reflective surface
- and get distracted by how flawless you are
Oppressed: Because you PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF!!!
matti: and screaming in a southern accent
matti: I'M OWEN WIIIIIIILSON