you win or you pie

matti: HELP
matti: I'VE ORGASMED AND I CAN'T GET UP

1:53 AM | 2 notes
gpoy, it's me, i'm theon greyjoy,

rhaegarfrey replied to your photo: I was gonna do something special for y’all when I…

I WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST A THEON GREYJOY. AS A TROLL.

you forgot some

#this is her #she’s theon greyjoy #favorite human

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7:48 PM | 1 note
SCREAMING THO, SCREAMING, WITH JOY, AND PERFECTION, ??????????, this is me, i'm theon greyjoy, my moirail is a bagel, whose moirail is theon greyjoy,

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11:04 PM | 151,889 notes
oh my god, OH MY GOD, THIS IS ME, I'M THEON GREYJOY, YES I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I'M ANGRY, BECAUSE I SINK INTO A SUBSPACE OF SAVANTLIKE COHERENCY AND FURY AND RIGHTEOUS MURDEROUS FLAWLESS BURNING WHITE-HOT WRATH, AND NO SIR, YOU, MAY GO, AND PROMPTLY FUCK YOURSELF,

wait i have a better gif

7:26 PM | 5 notes
this is me, i'm theon greyjoy, like madonna, or prince,

DAVE: why are we so fucking awesome
DAVESPRITE: thats the best fucking question anybody ever asked
DAVE: yeah

8:37 PM | 2 notes
this is me, i'm dave strider, i'm theon greyjoy, i'm a shameless narcissist, mobius double reacharound, dave strider,

praisebreesus:

sometimes when i’m arguing with people i ask myself “would matti agree with this” and if i think she would, i will verbally eviscerate all nay-sayers. if i think she’d disagree i just stfu and sit in the corner quietly and reevaluate myself.

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11:54 PM | 5 notes
CRYING, CRYING, I SHOULD BE NO ONE'S MORAL COMPASS, AND BY NO ONE I MEAN THE NARRATIVE TEXTUAL MORAL TRUTH LIKE IT'S THE DARK J. K. ROWLING WRITING THE MOTHERFUCKING STORY OF EARTH OK, how to matti: a user's guide, this is me, i'm theon greyjoy, BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,

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5:08 PM | 214 notes
this is me, i'm theon greyjoy, squids were weird let's be real,

(for the record this wasn’t me)

9:03 PM | 1 note
tbh i just needed this on my blog, this is me, i'm theon greyjoy, how to matti: a user's guide, you can gauge my narcissism by the number of gpoy tags i have,

flower-elixir:

Two Week old baby octopus by zoeyy

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11:03 AM | 126 notes
BABY PHOTOS OF MATTI, this is me, i'm theon greyjoy, squids are kind of lame we're octopi now,

serjorahmor—mountme:

do you ever

look in a reflective surface

and get distracted by how flawless you are

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11:51 PM | 13 notes
how to matti: a user's guide, this is me, i'm theon greyjoy, you can judge my narcissism by how many different 'gpoy' tags i have,

Oppressor: Why are you so angry/hostile?
Oppressed: Because you PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF!!!

8:56 PM | 35 notes
crying, GPOY, this is me, i'm theon greyjoy,

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7:09 PM | 774 notes
you go ahead and tell me i wouldn't be an octopus, this is me, i'm theon greyjoy, except as an octopus because lbr squids are a little weird,

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12:59 PM | 14,219 notes
wailing, this is me, i'm theon greyjoy,

matti: after owen wilson died during armageddon i got so mad that i edited his lines in by waving my phone across the tv with a picture of his face on it
matti: and screaming in a southern accent
matti: I'M OWEN WIIIIIIILSON

10:55 PM | 6 notes
intro post, this is me, i'm theon greyjoy,

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1:36 AM | 67,006 notes
this is me, i'm theon greyjoy, theon greyjoy wishes he could grow that mustache,

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